http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16411373/detail.html

...okay, seriously. What?

Now, I'm not going to sit here and down on just one party here, for the following reasons:

1) The person that was offended by a BLACK AND WHITE SCARF? Moron. I don't even know why she still has a job. You have the ovaries to call people 'clueless' if they don't know what a keffiyeh is, yet you're offended by someone wearing a scarf that obscurely resembles one. Okay, maybe ya didn't notice when you were TYPING IT YOURSELF, but isn't a keffiyeh worn...exclusively by men? So...if a woman...a non-Muslim woman...is wearing something that resembles it...HOW COULD IT BE ONE?

You're an idiot. It's you and people like you that make me want to stick my fingers in my nose and just tear off my nostrils from the inside each and every time I even glance at a news article these days.

Things were boring, huh? No one was reading your articles? Had to get the reader base up? Well, surprise, bitch! It's shit like this that made people NOT WANT TO READ YOUR ARTICLES IN THE FIRST PLACE.

2) Okay, what the fuck, Dunkin' Donuts? Way to pussy out of anything resembling confrontation. You have some nobody bitch that is just looking for attention bossing you and your ad campaign around because your star (who's already been having some rough times in her personal life, other than being accused of being a male Arabic terrorist) was wearing...a black and white scarf.

Hell, why not keep her from wearing blue jeans because the psycho from the Oklahoma City bombing wore them the day he blew the fucking place up? Oh, she's wearing a trenchcoat? Shit. Columbine? Hitler? The mafia?

May as well have her walk out naked, but oh shit. I think Cain was naked when he murdered Abel! Not to mention the fact that some boobs on the TV would probably make Michelle Malkin hemorrhage out of her eyes.

Grow some fucking balls. You're a multi-million dollar franchise and some conservatist (see: soccer mom with a twig in her cunt) is running the show with a little writing space that no one gave a shit about to begin with?

Oi fucking vei.

The world gives me an aneurysm.