While I'm waiting for two gigs of code to compile, merge, and upload, it’s time once again for; News for the A.D.D.!  Bringing you random short tidbits of psychotic and asinine updates from around the intarwebs.   Hey… what else are you going to do while sitting at the office… work? 

Theresa Bailey was awarded $10,000 in a sexual discrimination case after co-worker “Farted in her general direction” over in the UK.. well, somewhere around the UK ( as if it really matters ), as well as being forced to wear a badge stating “I'm Simple” when she was unable to properly function her computer.  No word on whether or not her co-workers will taunt her a second time, holy grail still missing.

Ex-convict Gregory Hill being sent back to the slammer after cracking a friend on the back of the head with a claw hammer for spilling beer on his couch… Note: Buy claw hammer before next party.

Man in Florida sexually assaults two dogs, no jail time because Florida has no specific laws about bestiality… in other news, thousands of furies now buying land in Florida.  RUN CG RUN

This is a really big fucking cow.

Heather Eylens and James Lowe were arrested for breaking into an abandoned building and starting a meth lab.  How were they caught?  They changed the locks and had their mail delivered there as well.  Public stoning still against the law in Indiana, sadly.

Public released of obvious hoax beverage “Meat-Water” on the internet has bloggers buzzing whether or not it’s fake.  In other news, studies show that 70% of all bloggers are dumber than a bag of hair and should be shot.

Velcro recently marked is 50^th anniversary, no-one gives a flying fuck.

Saab admitted to using human cadavers in crash test trails… in a related story Lucid is glad he didn’t check the donor box when getting his license.