1: Spend years learning the art of programming.
2: Utilize your amazing skills as an exceptional developer… to write completely and utterly purposeless code that will in no way shape or form better humanity.
3: Sit back and watch your creation annoy random people.

Keep in mind, neither of these kids knows who the other is, when they attempt to send their screen name, the bot replaces the text, with its own name, in this case the name being; “SaltyAssOfDewm”.  They both think they are talking to “SaltyAssOfDewm”, when in fact, they are talking to eachother…

…I have too much time on my hands…

[Forced Message To: chessiecoffin]: Im pretty sure, Im going to have to fuck your mom. :(
 chessie coffin: Haha, whhhhat, who is this?
 mariaftw: Uhmm you're the one IMing me? Obviously you know who I am.
 chessie coffin: K bye.
 mariaftw: Lol who are you?
 chessie coffin: Chessie obviously.
 mariaftw: Sorry, don't know anyone that goes by that name. And you got my screenname how?
 chessie coffin: When you just IMed me and told me you wanted to do my mom.
 mariaftw: lol you were the one that IMed me.
 mariaftw: saltyassofdewm
 Im pretty sure, Im going to have to fuck your mom.
 chessie coffin: I dont even know whats going onnn....
 chessie coffin: saltyassofdewm: Im pretty sure, Im going to have to fuck your mom. :-( saltyassofdewm: Im pretty sure, Im going to have to fuck your mom. :-(
 chessie coffin: See...
 mariaftw: What's your screenname?
 chessie coffin: chessiecoffin......
 mariaftw: lol well it says saltyassofdewm
 chessie coffin: I think you're lying! Because thats what it says yours is.
 mariaftw: Well, I'm not lying
 mariaftw: mine is mariaftw
 chessie coffin: Yeah, no shit.
 mariaftw: aka it's not saltywhatever
 mariaftw: byeeee
 chessie coffin: dude wait
 chessie coffin: look
 mariaftw: look at what?
 chessie coffin: saltyassofdewm: Well, I'm not lying saltyassofdewm: mine is SaltyAssOfDewm
 chessie coffin:
 Thats what you just said to me...
 mariaftw: I believe you but yours also says that. aka its some aim trick thing which I have nothing to do with
 mariaftw: saltyassofdewm
 saltyassofdewm: Well, I'm not lying
 saltyassofdewm: mine is SaltyAssOfDewm
 saltyassofdewm
 Thats what you just said to me...
 chessie coffin: This is hilarious, lol. See a.
 chessie coffin: See ya*