Being that I rarely actually log into Vampire Freaks, I am usually a little behind the times on when people are speaking to me. ( Read: Being blithering idiots in languages I don’t understand. )  I apparently struck a deep enough nerve with our friend the douche bag for him to leave not one, but three comments, as well as a friend of his sending me a private message.  Firstly, I am using a translator to read what this idiot is attempting to say, so don’t bother picking apart my translations… blame altavista. 

“ahh gossie nevertheless loser which zoekt to people to slate because ie itself have no life ahhh gossie gun to lend can you bang yourself your head”

I’m going to go out on a whim and say that he basically called me a loser that has no life and that he will lend me a gun so I can bang my head.

Wait… bang my head… is he coming on to me?  Does he mean he wants me to commit suicide?  Or that he wants to give me oral.  Never can tell with these metal head types these days, the moral majority of them seem to be one step away from bring a drag queen anyways.

The next comment is actually in “English” which makes me wonder if he got a friend to do this for him:

hated by many, WE dont care for suicide instructions by creditcard press two”

“Spreek”?  Is this kind of like 3th?  All aboard the fail train kids!  His third comment seems to be obscenely long, let’s see what the translator can make of this one shall we?

“but ff serious are you real this way DOMs and BACKWARD that you can not even put down the correct photograph at you again slate sitetje. just like you with me in the future to attack you dare not even address me with your tough gelul already not at all concerning me lul to therefore attack or wanted you tough do at your inferior vriendjes. that it, however, its he parasite of the society. you do not understand undoubtedly to what I tell here no that come because you are too stupid and backward but each other language to speak except your own and that I doubt still that you can that I master at least several languages now you still eikeltje up to that time go I further with me real life and you with your tough do on Internet because in really you will not rot, however, daily geslagen become are it probable by guests if I lively translation mongooltje”

Ok time to put this into English again… Are you really this way something and backwards, which I assume means stupid that I cannot even attached the correct photograph to the article.  Hrm… that’s a picture of you… so, I suppose, no?  I don’t really get what he’s trying to say here, god I hate foreign people.   Something about not addressing him in the future with my tongue… which I assume is yet another offer for oral sex.   Something about me not concerning him, which, I would have believed after the first comment, but now that we are up to three that theory is shot out the window like his child custody rights.  Something about being stupid for not speaking his language.

Now this is funny, the moral majority of the world speaks English, or some broken for of it.  I love it when these backwater, insignificant countries decide that EVERYONE ELSE is inferior for not speaking their language.  Then again when your spokesman is a middle aged idiot on a social networking website for “vampires” bitching about how his wife took his kid away from him ( thank god ), what is really to be expected.  The rest of it doesn’t really make all too much sense to me, so, skipping.

Also, at some point I got a message in English from a friend of his.  Well, it’s kind of English, about as intelligent as most Americans at least.

“fuckin loser! poser! faggot! go kiss your fucked up mothers hairy ass and get my friend's name off your profile you fucked up stupid idiot! ugly sick ass bitch, DIE!!”

Aw look, douche bag has a little boyfriend, how sweet.  Id comment to this, but in all honesty it just speaks for itself.  There is little to no point to ripping on a kid that obviously has the intelligence of… well… every other metal head…

Combined.

In other news the little Goth girls are still going around in circles bitching to each other.  I think they like me.  It’s cute.  Cute like breast cancer.