What is always amusing online is when someone I don’t know gets the hilariously great idea to message me something completely, and utterly… pointless.  There are very few reasons why I could see a purpose for the following three line conversation;

·         Someone that was about to try to rip on me for something I said on this site, or another site, but then realized they are complete fuck-sticks and would more than likely just make an ass of themselves.

·         Someone that wanted to talk to me, but the only way they could express their interest in speaking with me, was by being an idiot.

·         They downloaded some “31337” script or program that was intended to crash some various messenger or computer, then quickly realized that not only did their attempt at exploitation not work, but now they have a couple hundred viri on their computer, and are in fact an idiot.

·         Drugs, lots.. and lots, of drugs.

[21:44] MeatySalmon: Did you know that males are now deemed unnecessary for reproductive purposes?
[21:45] uidLucid: Sounds great.
[21:45] uidLucid: I'm assuming you will be getting to the point sometime between now and next week?

Seriously kids, if you’re going to AIM me, make it entertaining for me.