DeMMORPG: Final Fantasy: Online - Day One - Final Chapter

Now understand, this short little ditty is coming from a huge fan of the Final Fantasy series.  I have rarely been disappointed by ANYTHING Square has released in the past.  The other night while looking for Mortal Combat: Deception for Infected, I noticed a $1.99 30 day trial of Final Fantasy: Online.  I had never played it before, I figured hell, why not, it’s only 2 bucks.  I eagerly install, and wait another 2 hours for patching.  As you already know, patching right after installing seriously gets under my skin… and by “gets under my skin” I mean, makes me want to beat a panda to death.  After taking a shower, smoking a lot of cigarettes, and drinking copious amounts of wine, the install finally finishes, and I am on my excited little way… 

The registration process was nice and easy, I prefer the application level account registration instead of the website version, always have.  The play online view was interesting to look at while everything was loading up, which was a plus.  Seems simple, but hey, I am entertained easily by stupid shit… just look at the reviews I do of human beings, that says it all right there.  Annoying as all hell that they provide your login id for you, which happens to be a bunch of random characters from Satan’s ass… but I could get past that.  Now is the moment of truth, my first log in…

I was pleased to hear the game music, it was very Final Fantasy-esc, reminded me of the old days.  The menu system as well… hell I expect Sepheroth to jump out at any second it was reminding me so much of FF7.  Still excited I went to create my character… and noticed a problem…

Graphics: After spending 30 minutes bumping the up the graphics, and having to hand edit the registry to get a resolution higher than 1024x1024, the graphics were the most horrific thing I’ve seen since Atari 2600.  I mean Jesus Christ is this game an eye-sore.  There is NOTHING visually pleasing about it, even the opening cut scenes look like they were made by a first year art student with a warez’d copy of Bryce.  Way to go BACK a couple steps in skill Enix.  Oh well, maybe the game-play makes up for it!

Navigation: No mini-map, the full map is about as useful as an asshole on an elbow.  No standard WASD controls, controlling the camera is like a monkey fucking a football… This is by far the most idiotic system I have ever seen.  Hell, I couldn’t even figure out how to rebind the keyboard for movement… no wonder no-one plays this game.  I spent 4 hours… 4 full hours in the game, and wasn’t even able to get the fuck out of the city.  I never even fought one single creature for fucks sake.

Community: Speaking of no-one playing, in the 4 hours I did actually play this atrocity to man-kind, I saw no-one.  Not a single soul.  No chat… nothing.  This place makes operas sex life look more interesting, and that’s quite a fucking thing if you ask me.

By the end of my 4 hours I learned one thing about Final Fantasy: Online.  It’s worthless, maybe it’s better on the console, but as a PC MMORPG, it’s a complete failure.

Way to dash my hopes and dreams Enix.

There is a bit more I could say about the game, but in all honesty, there is not point.  There is not one redeeming quality about this title that makes it in any way shape or form a worth-while time killer.

My final judgment?

Fail.

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Posted by: Lucid
Posted on: 4/4/2008 at 9:15 AM
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Kyle us

Friday, April 04, 2008 11:40 PM

Kyle

For a game thats been out since 2002 and stuck on lolps2 the graphics are perfectly fine.
play a bit more before you give a game a bad review.

Kijutsu us

Saturday, April 05, 2008 12:27 AM

Kijutsu

The controls are retarded unless you go to the options and change it to like half keyboard instead of full keyboard.. and you also will want to change the camera axis to inverted if you want standard wow-like controls. The game was alright at best even with the good controls, but it picked up in fun-ness after I plugged in a game controller for my PC. The game was obviously meant for playstation 2, because it plays better with a controls. The big hint was all the stupid menus you go through for items, experience, equipment, partying, friends. Square wasn't ready for a computer game, they probably should have left it to playstation 2 adn xbox just to keep from scaring -anyone- away...

Shack57 us

Sunday, April 06, 2008 8:06 AM

Shack57

I think you are being a little overly critical. The game came out in 2002 and is stuck on the PS2. So, it is limited in that respect. The PC allows people to get a better looking game through 3rd party tools. The graphics really ramp up later in game where it shines with animation, some really badass cutscenes and the like. (CoP anyone?) The spell effects are very nice and unique. I'm not saying its the best looking game out there, but after 4 hours you've seen roughly 0.000001% of what the game has to offer.

Controls... I had no problem picking them up my first time playing over 4 years ago. It took a little getting used to, but really, it wasn't that hard to figure out.

Community... FFXI may not have the most subscribers but the community, imo is excellent. People help and chat all the time. Just ask around for a linkshell (or guild) and ask you'll see what I mean. I rarely run into assholes anymore and the game overall has a very mature player base (not without its high end drama though.) The server I am on... Odin, is packed... people running everywhere at all times of day and night. One of the benefits of FFXI is all nations of the world play on the same servers... meaning, if you work nightshift, you can have people to play with when you get home. Its nice communicating with Japenese, Austrailians, Germans, people from Vietnam and many other places. The game included a nifty auto-translate function that allows you to communicate very effectivly even if you can't speak their language and that is a first in any game if I am not mistaken.

Hey, if you didn't like it.. .then so be it. FFXI is extremely hard to get into and for the first two weeks you'll be like WTF!? But, if you stick with it, you'll see why over 500k people are still glued to it everyday of the week. Its a cool game, but you need patientce, and if you have it, you'll be rewarded with an experiance you won't get anywhere else.

Another us

Sunday, April 06, 2008 12:29 PM

Another

Wow, this review was quite different than what I expected, and from what I read, it sounds like you didn't want to give this game a chance.

FFXI was, at launch, one of the most graphically demanding MMO's on the market, and while it may not be able to hold a candle to some of the new MMO's, it is still a very artistically driven and imo a very beautiful game. I'd like to ask what resolution you where using, and if possibly either due to your configuration, or registry hack, you messed something up? The opening cinematic should have looked good as anyone can see here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Upy2_aONI its the standard Square type cinematic, look at any videos from other Square games at this time and you will see (specifically FFIX)

This game also has one of the deepest gameplay systems in MMO, class synergy is mandatory, and parties have to be efficient. Just look up Renkei Skill chains and you will begin to understand the depth in it all. It IS however very punishing to new players, I would say that it took me nearly a week before I could truly contribute everything I should to a party, but once I did, I had a blast.

I'm not saying this game is perfect, I'm just saying that maybe you didn't look quite deep enough.

Kiba us

Thursday, April 10, 2008 5:59 AM

Kiba

Lucid you know I play this game you could have asked me to help you get setup with the game. True most people don't hang out in the starting cities but that is because the game has been out for five years. Most players now hang out in the EG cities or Jeuno. As for not seeing anyone think about it like this, in WoW no one hangs out in the starting city you quickly out grow it. The same is said of the starting cities in FFXI. As for the WASD controls if you go to configuration you can change your keyboard from full to half-keyboard. The menu system comes from the fact that SE has always been menu friendly. The graphics well it still holds up well with the right setup on someones computer. The graphic engine for this game doesn't always like the most up to date video cards. SE somehow wrote the programming in a really weird way so you really have to check SE's website to see the best video cards. I usually have people comment on the graphics being better then WoW's when they see me playing on my computer.

Anyways how have you been, I haven't seen you in a while? Give me a call.

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