Well it seems I might have struck a nerve with someone in the Live Journal community… whodathunkit?  This saddens me greatly. ( Read: Gives me a big ole fashion stiffy )  Then again, those of you that remember the old days, I am no stranger to the ability to peck-a-fight. ( Yes, I meant peck, not pick, if you don’t get the reference, watch better movies )  I’m going to classify this one in the mail-bag, even though it’s a Live Journal comment.

Before I get into the comment itself, let me give you a little background into the great mind that brought you this lovely tid-bit of content… wait, did I say great mind?  I meant delusional and obscenely psychotic.  Enter… Nebris, or as am going to refer to him..her.. it.. whatever, from now on as, WTF.  You will soon understand why… 

WTF is a male, ex New York cabby that is now “A very Radical Feminist Witch”.  Wait… it’s a him, his name is Michael… but… he is a feminist… witch?  I don’t know what drugs this dude has been taking, but god damn they have to be top notch.  On top of his obvious confusion of gender, he is a leader of a cult in the high desert!  This one is a winner through and through as you can tell.  But hey, if talking to this dude isn’t interesting enough, he channels what he calls “Spirit Guide”… which also apparently has its own Live Journal… that you can ask it advice.   So let’s, he’s a she, she’s a witch, that runs a cult, and has multiple personalities.  Oh yeah, there has to be a lot of merit to anything this person decides to verbally vomit at me.

This is what’s funny, the first comment was the following:

Then, not soon after, the comment was edited, which was as follows:

“Yeah, there are plenty of schmucks like you out here. So what? Suck all the corporate dick you want. It's your piehole. But bring your kneepads;   they've got a lot of dick.”

So firstly, the dolt didn’t even have the ability to understand… that the article was written… by yours truly… then upon that astounding realization, attempted to fix his own dumbass mistake.  Now this is the argument I’ve always loved.  The whole “corporate whore” theory.  Let’s explore some facts about this shall we?  He obviously has the following:

·         He has a computer.

·         I assume he has a car?

·         I assume he has a home?

·         He has an internet connection.

·         Oh, and he’s using the service… he’s boycotting.

·         …and that’s just to name a few obvious notions.

Hrm, for someone so anti-corporate, he seems utilize a lot of assets that are produced, by some of the biggest corporate entities in the world.  Seems a little hypocritical to me, but then again, look who we’re talking about, can’t really expect the gene pool to run to deep in this one’s family.  Then he goes into the phallic remarks.  Gee, for someone that hates the corporate environment, he seems to know a lot about the quantity and availability of the knob slobbing provided by its respective employees…  Seems like someone’s having a nice, deep, dark, fantasy about some Lucid dick sucking yes?  Sorry there Michael, but unlike those of you in the high desert, I haven’t smoked enough meth to quite push myself down to the level of sucking dick for a quick drag from that good old glass pipe you seem to think holds all the answers to your lack there of sanity.