Of goth girls and Delusions of Grandeur

With the tune of Tech N9ne in the background, I do believe it’s time to move on to my next interest of misogynistic amusement.  Before I go full throttle into this next complete piece of human excrement, allow me to give a short, but sweet, introduction as to how this little twat fell into my gaze.  As some of you know, I at times wear synthetic hair.  As a great few of you know, Infected ( an author of P2K ) happens to make said synthetic hair, or dreads, to be overly technical. 

Some time ago, Infected, who I will now call GI, for the purpose of saving my fingers decided that it would be a rather good idea to go into business selling said dreads, as her work is top notch and by all means the best that has ever graced the noggin I call my cranium.  She made a flyer for said services, and as most corporate businesses used stock photo found around the internet to display, and explain what said dreads can look like.  Well, as to be expected, in such a small industry, there were those that would do all they could to pick apart the most asinine aspect of said fliers.  Basically, new competition is not welcome.  Everything from pictures, to attitude, to prices was heavily scrutinized.

Well, now it’s my turn to scrutinize.  My first target? Lorelei.

Lorelei, or cunt as I shall refer to her from here on out, is a 21 year old New Yorker… hrm.  Nebris was from New York… I am beginning to see a pattern of psychosis and human uselessness here.  Reminder:  Avoid New York, this kind of stupidity seems to be contagious.  Anyways, I seem to have lost my point.

The first picture I saw of cunt was on LJ, which I thought was photo shopped as a zombie… after I looked at her MySpace, I realized, that’s actually what she looked like.  Which, slightly made my die inside.  I literally did a double take when I saw the full sized picture, this bitch really does scare the living hell out of me with her physical attributes.  Though, making comments about ones visual persona is easy, let’s move on to the gold mine.  The MySpace/Live Journal profile.

Now, there’s a lot of inane babble here, so I am going to cut some of it out as well… it’s a little bit like shooting fish in a barrel:

Don't come at me with 'Hey baby' or 'whats up cutie'.

Well that’s easy, being that calling you cutie would be a lot like calling G.W.B. the pinnacle of human intelligence.

I have the best Zomboy, and he is more handsome, sexy, and intelligent that you.

Well, I’m glad he has the intelligence, as A: Zomboy isn’t a word, and “that you” is just stupid.  A fairly obtuse statement if you ask me though, being that well, he seems like a nice enough guy, but he looks a wee bit like Lumber Jack Jim.

If anything, message him and let him know how lucky he is.

Is he blind?  If not, I wouldn’t consider him lucky.  Maybe as lucky as the cat I found that died of two weeks after… that I also happened to name Lucky.

And then he will probably pound your face in ^_^

So, you’re apparently proud that if someone compliments you or him for his blind choice in a mate, he will “pound” someone’s “face in”.  Why do I see this ending in a domestic dispute quickly?  Not that any human can make that face of yours any less of an eye sore in the first place.

Now cunt is a roller girl apparently, which would explain the drop in IQ I’d assume… or the massive blows of semen to the back of the throat in the dressing room.  Either or.  Their little slogan though says it all for me:

Queefing is our favorite move...we'll kick your ass and punch your boob!Wedge those panties, snap those bras! Devil Dollies bustin' jaws!!!

We can jam, and we can block...Devil Dollies really rock!!!

I really have nothing to say about that… it speaks for itself.

There is some other random garbage on her page, including some German she translated from Babelfish, but let’s get past that here for a second.  In her “Hates” section she says that she hates drama, but further down the page she says, and I quote:

I am a Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence.

Ok… drama queen?  So I wonder which personality likes the drama.  Hopefully, one that’s actually worth the human tissue that her mother so selfishly wasted instead of utilizing a coat-hanger.

Let’s skip down to “Who she’d like to meet”, now I seem to think this is a joke, but there is a part of this that makes me want to projectile vomit on a baby seal:

hackers, backstabbers, internet lurkers, sex offenders They are the best.

Hackers?  And she lumped them in with the rest of that list?  Apparently we have some issues with our own level of intelligence.

Little one, my kind, does not associate with your kind.  We prefer to have conversations above the level say, a 2nd grader.  If we wanted to go talk to your general run-of-the-mill goth slut…

We’d go to hot topic for a few seconds.

That’s it, move on, go to bed.

I know I will be…

Eventually.

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Posted by: Lucid
Posted on: 3/24/2008 at 1:38 PM
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GirlInfected us

Monday, March 24, 2008 2:18 PM

GirlInfected

“Queefing is our favorite move...we'll kick your ass and punch your boob!Wedge those panties, snap those bras! Devil Dollies bustin' jaws!!!
We can jam, and we can block...Devil Dollies really rock!!!”


What the shit is that?! Do they understand the definition of a "queef", or do they think it makes them sound tough and scary for adding that into their saying. To be quite honest, I don't think they took that much time and spent that much energy coming up with it all together.

InspectedBySurgeon us

Monday, March 24, 2008 5:08 PM

InspectedBySurgeon

I wanted to correct you on a small point. She used images she found on Google that were copyrighted (Google states that images found in a google search may be copyrighted). Typically the hair community does not mind people popping up and selling, but she did not ask permission to use the photos nor credit the websites she got them from. She was picked at about this because it is seen as false advertising. It isn't her work but she did not point that out, and therefore anyone could assume that she made the dreads in the photos, when she did not. The community is rampant with people running around, using others photos for display, charging high prices, and then sending items that wouldn't be worth $5. Everyone started to back off when she removed some of the photos, but there are still pictures remaining up that are not hers to use. She said she was going to post photos of her work, but 2 weeks have gone by with no sign of her work. =\

-LJ Lurker

Teh Krix us

Monday, March 24, 2008 5:15 PM

Teh Krix

I have to say you have an abundant and illuminating vocabulary, could you expound on the term "cunt" just once more?

McLovin us

Monday, March 24, 2008 5:25 PM

McLovin

Honestly, I see nothing wrong with her profile.

And it is funny that you chose to pick on her, out of all the people that commented on that LJ post. Your girlfriend is at fault, and if you can't see that, you need to pick up a different profession other than e-blogging about people all day. Because clearly, you are not all seeing, all knowing, and other crap you try to be.

Seeing as you are as plain as dirt, and your girlfriend is an exact copy of Triple Six, you really have no place in judging others.

- LiveJournal Reader

Phoenix Phatal us

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 3:26 AM

Phoenix Phatal

Wow, You certainly have a lot of nerver, or little to no expierience dealing with people who actually know how to make, install and put up their own pictures of hair dreads. And You might possibly be completley out of the loop when dealing with A derby Girl or her entire team, and friends and fans... Pity; for you of course. Actually, you know what? You deserve what you get.

Goat us

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 4:23 AM

Goat

...a...a derby girl? And her entire team?

Is that like a gangsta and his crew? Funny, because I find it even more ridiculous.

And at any rate, you lot take yourselves way too seriously. Good job on busting out the thesaurus, 'Teh Krix'. I'm not one to insult people for 'sounding smart', but you really don't come off as the sort that should be using those words. But maybe that's just the impression the company you keep gives.

And lastly and leastly, McLovin, don't worry, they'll all get their turn. Smile

megan us

Thursday, March 27, 2008 11:45 AM

megan

woooooow. What crawled up your fat ass and died? So your hag of a friend steals other peoples copy-righted pics and sets out to convince you that she is the victim. SHOCKING, since you 2 seem like you have such high standards and all.

girlinfected: no speaking. You steal pictures for your half-assed excuse of a site, and now you are still stealing pictures for your avatar. Sad. You are truly sad.

Lucid us

Thursday, March 27, 2008 12:26 PM

Lucid

LOL, fat-ass.

That has to be the best one thus far.

Lucid us

Thursday, March 27, 2008 12:28 PM

Lucid

P.S...

What pictures did she steal for her avatar?

GirlInfected us

Thursday, March 27, 2008 12:39 PM

GirlInfected

oh, little girl. (megan that is who I am referring to) You make me laugh my ass off. I will get to you soon enough.

wowzers au

Thursday, March 27, 2008 12:40 PM

wowzers

It really is a shame you've done this you know.

The fake hair business a very small one with a relatively small customer base, being a niche market and all. By doing this, you have pretty much guaranteed that your girlfriend will get little to no business before she has even really begun trading. Word travels fast in such a small community, and as InspectedBySurgeon mentioned, people are very wary of new sellers as there are many incidents on record of people being scammed by new sellers using pics of other peoples work. The fact is, other sellers have made this mistake as many don't realise copyright law governs images found through google searches. They have ammended their ads and gone on to do business without a problem- most rational people realise that people make mistakes. However, responding to professional criticism with name calling and personal insults suggests to prospective clients that you are childish, unprofessional and do not value their opinions and input. Customer service is important in any business, especially in internet trading where trust plays a big part. The customer does not get to physically see/ touch product untill they have paid for it and it is on their doorstep, hence professional communication and rapport building are paramount. Many sellers in the past who have done amazing work seem to have faded away because of their conduct in fakehair communitites

Now people know about this on a few of the biggest hair communities on the net the chances of this business succeeding, let alone profiting are incredibly slim. Perhaps you will grow from this experience and realise that defensiveness and agression are no way to deal with mistakes.

Huey gb

Thursday, March 27, 2008 7:17 PM

Huey

They don't know the meaning of anything,because they are in a world of their own ..... They have nothing better to do than bitch and whinge. If the pictures were hers in the first place then there would be no problem,but in this sad pathetic case, they are not.
Therefore you insignificant peons can go and drown in a shallow river for all I care. But I will say this to you: How would you like it if someone stole pictures of your hard work and used them as their own? Oh I forgot .... you dont know the meaning of "hard work".
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. In this case, I am right.

Bridget us

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 3:29 AM

Bridget

I was poking around on the hair boards, that's how I stumbled upon this.

It is a LOT of work to make dreads. I can understand why people are very irate about his incident. If your ladyfriend would post pictures of her own work none of this would happen.
Why can't she do that? If she is in the business of selling a product she should have her OWN product represented. How many legitimate businesses do you know of that use pictures of competitors to sell their own merchandise?
The Dread business is small and everyone knows about everyone else, it's only a matter of time before someone is called out on matters like this.

And hold the insults, I'm a grownup. Smile

YourMum gb

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:56 AM

YourMum

Wow. Someone has no life ha.

Why does it take pillocks like yourself to attempt to insult people in the cyberspace universe because you don't have the nuts to say something in real life ;)

Lucid us

Wednesday, April 09, 2008 1:55 AM

Lucid

"And hold the insults, I'm a grownup. "

And on their little forums:

"I haven't been here in a while, was poking around.
I commented on that fiasco. Let's see what horrible things he can say about me.

How stupid ARE people?"

Aw, how cute, fishing for attention?

Anon gb

Thursday, May 08, 2008 7:37 AM

Anon

The hair community loves to protect its core sellers, preach to the world what synth hair should look like together with ousting and deforming the character of any new seller that might be better, more innovative or god forbid offer up any such form of competition in this closed marketplace.

HitlersMoustache ie

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 5:47 AM

HitlersMoustache

Firstly, if you really must insult peoples' grammatical errors, correct your own first, Lucid. You have many in your original post.

Moving on, if your girlfriend posted pictures of her OWN work, as she said she would, this dispute wouldn't still be going on. Maybe you two need to get that through your heads.

By still not posting these pictures that were promised, it is just fuelling the belief that your girlfriend is a scammer.

Lucid us

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 6:07 AM

Lucid

She did, dipshit. This is old news kid, moving along now.

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