This is a prime specimen of how the Rap / Hip Hop lifestyle affects white people. I present to you: TrickTrick from Nexopia.

First off, let us start with the catch-line that caught my attention:

Marijuana isn't a drug, its a lifestyle choice
You don't like me? Thats nice, shut your mouth and get the fuck outta my sight....
You do like me? on your knees and show me how much...  

I must be well out of the loop on drugs these days, but last I heard a particular substance could not be a lifestyle choice? Correct me if I am wrong, but how does a plant that you smoke directly affect your lifestyle, save the dramatic decrease in your ability to hold a coherent thought? Oh wait, it doesn't. In fact, it just makes you stupid, and stupid is not a lifestyle.

Now, unfortunately the profile isn't very long, but that is to be expected from people who base their "lifestyle" on a shitty genre and drug culture. But let's try and get some good information here.

Lookin for a chick who wants to get smashed, I could use a new drinking buddy.... *sigh*

Sometimes I can feel it growing, twisting inside me like a restless evil, like a creeping vine desperate for light, but locked in a gilded cage. Pain of an unfathomable nature, without cause or sense of direction. If its prison should fail, It will surge forth and infect my insides with a searing pain. With all the ferociousness and raw power of a crushing glacier it would desire nothing more than to coat my heart in ice so thick that it would feel as though my lungs would never breath the warmth of love again. But never again… Never again will I let this power control me, no longer will it and I switch places. For I do not long to be back in that cage…. Never again… 

Let's sum this all up nice and neat. "Hello, my name is Alfred [or something equally white and upper/middle class] but you can call me Trick, because it gives me more "street-cred" I'm 21, and I still live with my paretns, though it is totally cool because I moved out of my bedroom and I have a "pad" in the basement. I'm over 200 pounds, but I'm not as tall as I say I am, it just makes the 220 pounds more acceptable. I'm straight, I'm single, and I'm desperate, could you please talk to me? I just want to meet a girl who likes to get drunk it makes it easier to take advantage of them that way. Don't worry though, I'm totally down with date-rape just like my boi R. Kelly.

In retrospect, this may have been a poor subject to get back into writing for p2k, but I'm lazy. I'll consider this a warm-up, expect more, and better, in the future.