Ah the first full article for the re-incarnation of P2K so I figured let’s start this off with a little bit of my favorite pass-time.  Ranting and gaming. To give you a little pre-history to the following article, I used to work for a company called Avaria, which was later rename to X-Src, which was later bought by Rapid Reality, which Rapid Reality later trashed our game, fucked up the models, forced me to lie to its community at every turn, released a piece of shit called Phylon, pulled the Phylon servers offline, and walked with people’s money without any explanation.  This mostly to the fault of two bible thumping hapless artists that took over the company and decided to make decisions that everyone basically knew were going to push the company into a nice comfy state of “What do you mean the IRS requires us to pay taxes?”,  so on and so forth.   

The original game in question though; “Endless Ages”, the dream child of Aaron Boucher was lost to the wind, until recently that is.  Two people, one of them named Jason Lee, the other “Silence” ( as I never could remember that dudes real name in the first place ) decided to get some money together, and buy the engine, and the games content from Aaron Boucher and bring good old Endless Ages back to life.  Now admittedly, I saw this some time ago, and chuckled to myself as they were making large promises of bringing back the content from the game that has either;

·         Been long since lost.
·         Completely incompatible with the engine in its current state.
·         Completely asinine to bring back in the first place.

But alas, while they have not brought back the old models, weapons, armors, quests, or things of that nature (what is referred to as “Gold Content”), they have managed to bring Endless Ages back online.  While it’s a bit early, and still in Alpha testing, I feel that a real review of this game at its current state would be pointless.  The real reason I am writing this little diatribe is that someone of great amusement to me has come out of the wood works.  If any of you previous readers might remember our good old friend, Kelly (Or Acerbic, Peregrine, etc, etc);  The gamer with a psychosis that is only matched by his delusions of grandeur in the industry/topic.

When Endless-Ages.Com was first brought to life in the form of a forum/portal hook, Jason at that point for reasons unknown to myself… or god for all I know decided it would be a great idea to make Acerbic a moderator.  That was about the point I decidedly stepped away from the entire project and lost track of things.  When I saw that the game had been released into an alpha state, I realized, not only was Acerbic no longer a moderator, but was nowhere to be found.  Why this happened?  No idea, but I can only assume Jason soon realized that Kelly is slightly left of center… oh who am I kidding this dude hasn’t the slightest comprehension of what the definition of sanity is.  You’d have more luck convincing an ape to screw a light socket than speaking logically to this walking talking insane asylum. Curious, I was curious of Kelly’s little blog defaming Endless Ages, Myself, and everyone involved with it was still around, alas!  It was still there, not only there, but being updated once again!  Let’s take a look at what Kelly has to say from point A to now about endless ages coming back: 

On September 3rd an Endless Ages vet known as SnOwFoX (Jason Lee in other circles) launched a vBulletin Board (vBB) announcing his intention to purchase that title, as well as Phylon, from "the owners" to bring it back online. My gut instinct tells me the guy is for real and, although his plans seem somewhat over-ambitious at this time, he does appear to have a good grasp of what will be needed to pull off his plan to bring Endless Ages back.

Further down this little article Kelly explains;

I am thrilled for GameHaze, Jason and all the people who miss playing EA and hanging out with old friends on one of the most unique games ever.

A fairly sane, and well thought out post coming from Kelly, the end of the world?  Possibly, but doubtful.  The sanity of the truly insane can only last for so long before something just has to snap.  After another post for some reason describing the paypal account that was receiving pre-orders being down and other remarks that involved things about Aaron Boucher, there is a the most recent article ( Article has been deleted ), which I can only assume was fueled by the fact that Kelly was once again… banned from Endless Ages.

Something like an EA beta was launched today. I have no idea what the hell it is because I refuse to give anymore money to Aaron Boucher, whether he calls himself Adam Ghetti or Jason Lee or whatever. This is just another pre-order scam to steal stupid teenager's money.I really don't have the time to keep up with every scam Aaron Boucher does so I'm not going to bother explaining anything anymore. If you want to know you can read my previous posts to connect the dots. Maybe later I'll get motivated, maybe not...   

And the psychosis returns!  If some of you remember from the past, Kelly also said *I* was Adam Ghetti.  So now, because Aaron is Adam Ghetti and Snow Fox, and *I* as well am Adam Ghetti, logically this means I am now; Aaron Boucher, Adam Ghetti, as well as Jason Lee, and just about everyone else linked to the project regardless of its respective owners at the time of Kelly’s lapses through the looking glass of psychosis… or alcoholism… Ah forever amused by the predictability of back-woods gamers.  

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