Pure Douchebag: Revisited.

Being that I rarely actually log into Vampire Freaks, I am usually a little behind the times on when people are speaking to me. ( Read: Being blithering idiots in languages I don’t understand. )  I apparently struck a deep enough nerve with our friend the douche bag for him to leave not one, but three comments, as well as a friend of his sending me a private message.  Firstly, I am using a translator to read what this idiot is attempting to say, so don’t bother picking apart my translations… blame altavista.  More...

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Posted on: 4/10/2008 at 1:01 AM
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Miss Piggy the Hacker

Does anyone remember, way back when, more than likely before most of our readers’ time, when the internet was a place of technological intelligence?  Hell, remember the days before the internet?  Amber and black terminals, analog couplers, dial in bulletin board systems.  The days of door games, when text files were considered “warez”, and hacking had a little bit of respect behind the term?  Ah, those were the days.  When it took a truly intelligent person to get “online”.  Now days anything with a credit card and an affliction to further spread their stupidity through-out the world can get online and act as if they invented the computer themselves.  Tools have been made to allow people to track down the most intimate details about a human being, whenever they want.  More...

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Posted by: Lucid
Posted on: 3/28/2008 at 1:00 PM
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Look Mommy! I'm a failure!

Firstly, I’d like to openly state that I usually never attack someone under the age of eighteen.  For some reason it just gives me the shivers.  Then again, someone of the sort has never actually attempted to start a little war, so I suppose there is always a first time for everything.  Why not, we all know that I’m going to hell anyways, why not secure a front row seat for Armageddon?  More...

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Posted on: 3/27/2008 at 3:05 PM
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